1. |
Imagine
01:13
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Gotta lot of shit that ya could imagine
Rice, ranch, and blue cheese
Gotta lotta bitches jocking on they knees
Fuck shit, suck a fucking clit
Gotta lot of shit that ya could imagine
Rice, ranch, and blue cheese
Gotta lotta bitches jocking on they knees
Fuck shit, suck a fucking tit
Nah chief, this ain’t it
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2. |
Roy!
03:02
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Roy! Run!
Roy! Run!
Roy has a gun!
Roy’s having fun!
Sipping on ya carcass hun
Super easy abortion with just one kick
Beating on my girl like how I beat my dick
Pregnant at 17 should’ve gotten a beating
Underage girls and some indoor heating
Dumbass nigga quit your cheating
Suck a couple pimple covered dicks
I’m really over it with these dumbass pricks
Smegma Omegmas all up in this bitch
No homo but I’m really into pogo sticks
More than hairy trannies with extra tiny dicks
I’m a nicotine fiend clean bean gorilla sheen
I eat meth and wash it down with LSD
Routinely sex trafficking kids in a mall
I’m on so much fucking Adderall
I kicked your baby like a football
Roy! Run!
Roy! Run!
Roy has a gun!
Roy’s having fun!
Sick fuck I like the quick fuck
Asking Mom if I can buy some V-bucks
Raping a nun was never this fun
Since I won the penis game at school with my gun
2019 is the year that I get some listens for Roy
Acting like you never knew that boy?
Who dat boy? Who em is?
He's balls deep, piloting his jeep
Beating on a girl like how he beats his dick
Super easy abortion with just one kick
Are you really gonna peddle my shit?
Super size them fries with my cock in your bitch
Sitting at your door going knock knock prick
Doggy dick!
Doggy dick!
Doggy dick!
Mister, sister fister!
Mister! Sister fister!
Mister, sister fister
Mister, sister fister
I have aids, yes I do
Got it from a girl last night
She was really divine
I realized I got it when I stroked my tree
I realized that she done gave it to me
Got aids
Yes I ran over the bartender
Bitches out here still questioning they genders
About to get into a fender bender
But I won’t surrender
I’ll run away with my maroon suspenders
Yes I am an offender
The vendor wouldn’t share
Tell me who’s really gonna care
When I die, uncovering all my lies
When I catch that your a snitch
I’m gonna make you my bitch
That's cool, I'm cool
Where's my JUUL?
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3. |
Grease (ft. Aspie God)
02:00
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Greasy dike who stole my bike
And beyond that I was really looking forward to it riding me
Tuesdays got me thinking that I’m carefree
Until I get a call from my bike saying she’s on leave
Got me thinking that we’re just like Adam and Eve
I pull the duct tape off my damn balls then I bleed
Could it be that this weed is laced?
Really need to find where my JUUL was misplaced
Before I use a bar stool to smash in your face
Roy is the only race who exists in this place
Muthafucka if you have something to say
Speak it to my face so it comes my way
David Bowie piloting a Boeing 747
My cupboard filled with eleven dead women
Stuff you in my cabinet with your fishnet I’m stalking
Mocking you because this is the end of the line
Got a pending friend request, gonna hit decline
No I don’t wanna be friends with you I’m cutting ties
I’ll get a large order of fries
I’m so sad I wanna commit suicide
This is the twisted truth
Makes you wanna pop a cyanide
Blonde twisted truth
I’m in the same booth with the pain in my wisdom tooth
This is the twisted truth
Okay it’s the return of Mr. Matthew Collito
I be out here looking at bitches tryna increase my libido
I'm out here on Minecraft looking for diamonds
Out here in Central looking for some hymens
I'm tryna bust a little nut inside of my cousin
She only 6 years old but she good for the lovin'
I be out here
Drinkin' beer
Yeah
Spark it up, I ain’t talking about the blunt
I’m talking about the hookers in the fire pit cunt
Manhunt just for me? Thank you, you’re too sweet
But I’ll just stay inside and beat my meat
Wishing I had black paint on my toes to my feet
I’m around the campfire just wanting to feel your heartbeat
What was I thinking?
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4. |
Dot Dot Dot
02:52
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Phone home
Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin'
Phone
On the phone
Phone home
Drop into the ceiling
Phone
Beamin' beamin' beamin'
Dining room
Boom, puts on your shoes
Dot dot dot
Dot dot dot
Phone home
Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin'
Phone
On the phone
Phone home
Drop into the ceiling
Phone
Beamin' beamin' beamin'
Dining room
Boom
Roy is the only one who exists in this place..
Take in your heart baby, take it to your throat
I’m what you call psycho I suppose
I’m on the ropes, I’m the goat
I’m trapping all my niggas in my fucking moat
Now get ready to toke
With the Colt M1911
And when I was only seven
I became malevolent to edge
I pick up and carried the sledge
Smashed in all their heads
I cheated death, I’m old Beth
White and smashed up but Team Sesh
I dine on your meat and your flesh
The sixth crusade
Delirious and insane
These burn marks won’t go away
Bitch be touching my ashtray
My beyblade
My entree
My entire plate
I’m deciding my fate
Scratching my taint
Looking pale like your gonna faint
You didn’t even rate
I know this thought is too late
Two shoes that I bought bought bought
But all I hear is dot dot dot
Take in your heart baby, take it to your throat
I’m what you call psycho I suppose
I’m on the ropes, I’m the goat
I’m trapping all my niggas in my fucking moat
Now get ready to toke
With the Colt M1911
And when I was only seven
I became malevolent to edge
I pick up and carried the sledge
Smashed and crushed all their heads
I cheated death, I’m old Beth
White and smashed up but Team Sesh
I dine on your meat and your flesh
The sixth crusade
Delirious and insane
These burn marks won’t go away
Bitch be touching my ashtray
My beyblade
My entree
My entire plate
I’m deciding my fate
Scratching my taint
Looking pale like your gonna faint
You didn’t even rate
I know this thought is too late
Two shoes that I bought bought bought
But all I hear is dot dot dot
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5. |
Active
01:14
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I'm a young white male with a plan
I'm just trying to help promote the clan
Tired of niggas taking my lunch money
Tired of niggas thinking I'm funny
Killroy is gonna claim your corpse honey
I'm a fan of Parkland
Boutta form a band about my Onii-Chan
Nikolas Cruz is my fucking man
Dylan Klebold's biggest fucking fan
Prepare to get neutered
Labeled me a fucking sharpshooter
Cause I shot my math tutor in the pooter
Now time to flee to Vancouver
Active shooter
Active shooter
Active shooter
Ya'll a bit mellow
Cause I caused a code yellow
I’m not any ordinary ol’ fellow
I’m the one who killed ya favorite
Lunch packing
Grade lacking
Young smart cracking son
And I had a lot of fun
with my dad’s gun
32 dead 48 injured
Trigger finger covered in blisters
Nigga got a glock
Pull up on the block
Nigga got a glock
Pointed at my cock
Bitch wit the clip
Oh? Did I offend you?!
Touchin’ on my lip
Bitch wit the clip
I’m gonna fuckin’ dip
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6. |
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("Dime")
With the same initials as Justin Bieber
If I could I'd stuff you in my freezer
I'd eat your little femur
I'd love to spend my two dollars on you for Easter
And I'll ask for forgiveness with these rhymes
And if I say it too many times
I'll be dead like Vine
I'll be a member of Sublime
I'll scream that it's bedtime
I caused this victimless crime
So I'm saving every dime
I'm saving every dime
("U3")
I awoke with my three Uncles at my bed
Their cocks veiny and red
Nevermind disregard what I said
Oh fuck now they're giving me head
Oh fuck now they're giving me head
Uncle Uncle emptying his sack
Uncle Uncle touching my rack
Uncle Uncle has a knack
For getting me pregnant
Third times the charm
Uncle's cock as big as his arm
Filling me up, I'm swallowing it whole
I guess my ass fulfilled it's role
Now I'm getting real swole
Has a fetish, for little kids
Two months and up
That's what I said yup
Uncle Uncle emptying his sack
Uncle Uncle touching my rack
Uncle Uncle has a knack
For getting me pregnant
For getting me pregnant
For getting me pregnant
("Biiitch")
You make me fucking sick
I hope you don’t got dick
I hope you give a shit about my well-being
Who’s that you’ve been seeing?
We’ve been disagreeing
Arguments they’re plenty
You left a part of me empty
So I started making these songs
Left me thinking myself for so long
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Your gonna get lynched
Crunch you like a potato chip
You ruined this relationship
By putting yourself through hardships
But I could never listen anyways
So I need to check on my mental state
I hoping I’m not too late
But I always am
This was a tragedy
Split personality
I'm a fucking controversy
I'm going fast, skirting down the highway
Oh shit is that Maymay hitting the Nae Nae?
Gray, looks like D-Day
Imma take my toaster into my bath
I smuggle coke and meth
And I really don't mind the deaths
Changing my name to Seth
Randall, gotta lot of shit that you could handle
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
I hope you don’t got dick
I hope you give a shit
About my well-being
Who’s that you’ve been seeing?
We’ve been disagreeing
Arguments they’re plenty
You left a part of me empty
So I started making these songs
Left me thinking myself for so long
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Your gonna get lynched
I'm on the brink of insanity
Can't make a song without profanity
I came from how much I masturbate
3AM and I'm still fucking awake
Wishing I met you at the lake
Wishing it was love that we made
Hoping these memories won't fade
I know I sound a little jaded from the concoction I created
I know it sounds a little belated
I deserve to be hated
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Bitch, bitch, biiitch
Toaster in my fucking bath
You could do the math
But I'm doing meth
So I'll hold my regrets
My fork in my toaster
I told you to use a coaster
I consider myself a boaster
I have you on my mind
I disassociate with human kind
The end is nigh
This is a goodbye for the last time
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7. |
Girl45
02:13
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First things first, I need to quench my thirst
Because soon I’m gonna be rocking a hearse
The shit that you heard
Pistol clicking I am the worst
Roy is my last and Kill is my first
I’m fully submersed
In Girl forty-five
You made me feel so alive, you helped me survive
Getting me through hard times
Entertained me a lot more than these crimes
Maybe I’m better off just snorting lines
Better when I’m down in my own confines
But how could I not see the signs?
In Girl forty-five
I lost all my lives
I enacted on suicide
Carbon dioxide
Shit got me dissatisfied, I’m justified
My valentine turned out to be a parasite
Damn, they were right
I’m on my knees, Grandpa just died last week
Got me thinking like I’m Master Chief
With a battle rifle and plasma on my belt
These feelings I’ve never fucking felt
I Google search Melt
Start crying in my casket on my blood stained sleeve
I turn my head and my bike is on leave
Lemme get the chicken chalupa supreme
With no sour cream, and a Baja Blast
With Girl forty-five
You made me feel so alive, you helped me survive
Getting me through hard times
Entertained me a lot more than these crimes
Maybe I’m better off just snorting lines
Better when I’m down in my own confines
But how could I not see the signs?
In Girl forty five
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8. |
Bong Water
01:34
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Yes I’m on a mission to get an STD transmission
Fucking girls without their permission
In addition, I’m thinking about becoming a magician
Do a disappearing act on my kid
This nigga over here smoking mids
Never anyone hotter than Joey Potter
Drinking up all the bong water
Charged with manslaughter
Death of a step daughter
McNasty the squatter
Smoke and toke with my anal bong
I need some friends it’s been so long
Go ahead and play my theme song
God it’s been so long
They can’t just get along
It all feels so wrong
It all feels so wrong
I'm drinking the water of a bong
Fee-fi-fo nigga Tony
With the brass and the bitch and the Roni
Fee-fi-fo nigga Tony
Fee-fi-fo nigga Tony
Fee-fi-fo nigga Tony
Acting like I was just born
Pop the popcorn
Pull up the hardcore
I’m so depressed
I fuck and I molest
Cum on her chest
Now it’s getting in her eye
I just wanted a piece of your pie
Now she’s fucking with another guy
I hate you so much that I want you die
Ooh shit!
Yes I’m on a mission to get an STD transmission
Fucking girls without their permission
In addition, I’m thinking about becoming a magician
Do a disappearing act on my kid
This nigga over here smoking mids
Never anyone hotter than Joey Potter
Drinking up all the bong water
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9. |
October
02:11
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Active shooter at ten, went to school back then
October was back when I had the time at night
Had time to get on my flight
My heart is sinking into my chest
I’ve really done my best, to try to forget
That I’m still in debt, it’s not a promise it’s a threat
Ends with death, that’s exactly how it went
So I left with no regret
I’m a cancer like a cigarette
I’m the meanest you ever met
This ain’t my full potential yet
My wrists are still red
Cause of what was said
This is the end of the line
Mental health at a decline
Man I’m a fan of Collito
Chode looks like a Cheeto
Only reason I subscribed
What kind of name ends with nerd?
Grown Man does this shit have you heard?
Shit covered clit, now that’s a bad word
It’s my third hit and I’m already blurred
I gather my posse and my herd
Conferred but insecure, drawn as a picature
Blood coming out of the sprinkler
Back when times were simpler
Back before I lived off of vinegar
October was back when I had the time at night
Had time to get on my flight
My heart is sinking into my chest
I’ve really done my best, to try to forget
That I’m still in debt, it’s not a promise it’s a threat
Ends with death, that’s exactly how it went
So I left with no regrets
I’m a cancer like a cigarette
I’m the meanest you ever met
This ain’t my full potential yet
My wrists are still red
Cause of what was said
This is the end of the line
Mental health at a decline
Man I’m a fan of Collito
Chode looks like a Cheeto
Only reason I subscribed
What kind of name ends with nerd?
Grown Man does this shit have you heard?
Shit covered clit, now that’s a bad word
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10. |
Fuck Hobby Lobby
02:25
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What’s that? You don’t like my sense of humor?
Your a little tumor
Spreading false rumors
One of the losers
Time travel like Looper
I wish I ended this more sooner
So I wasn’t looked at as the sexual abuser
So I could afford that guided middle cruiser
Honestly you really need a counselor
You were the emotional abuser
Tie a noose like a shoe lace
Didn’t depend on the race
The look on your face
You didn’t even stay in your place
I’m sorry this is too late
I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner
I’m lucky and I’m sopping
Fuck Hobby Lobby
My name is Bobby and I’m snobby
Crime was just a hobbie
Getting a real sloppy
Bought some new kicks
I got nineteen bitches sucking on my dick
One of them spit
The other one shit
Now I’m gonna split like psycho
I’ll wear your face like Ditto
Your gonna be a widow
I know who you are kiddo
So I hide like an armadillo
I drive this limo
To increase my libido
My KD far from zero
I know who you are Shapiro
I know who you are Shapiro
I’m lucky and I’m sopping
Fuck Hobby Lobby
My name is Bobby and I’m snobby
Crime was just a hobbie
Getting a real sloppy
Bought some new kicks
I got nineteen bitches sucking on my dick
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